ADVENTURES, MISSIONS and RETREATS

Reaching and Teaching people about Jesus through Hunting, Fishing and Outdoor Adventures.

Month: March 2015 (page 2 of 2)

A Walk on the Dark Side

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Being Real

God complained “this people draw near with their words And honor Me with their lip service, But they remove their hearts far from Me, And their reverence for Me consists of tradition learned by rote, (Isaiah 29:13)

Texas Hunting Lease Report for March 05, 2015

Texas Hunting Lease Report for March 05, 2015

94 Total Listings –  8 New Listings on Today’s Report,

10 Listings Removed from Today’s Report .

PLEASE CLICK HERE TO VIEW CURRENT REPORT

PLEASE CLICK HERE TO VIEW CURRENT REPORT

Worshiping like Cats and Dogs

Advancing Years

Advancing years

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Costa Coffee.

“My arms have become so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.

“Yes, I know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee.”

“I couldn’t even mark an X at election time because my hands are so

crippled”, volunteered a third.

“What? Speak up! What? I can’t hear you”, said one elderly lady.

“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said another, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

“My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.

“I forget where I am and where I’m going,” said another.

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

“Well, count your blessings,” said a woman cheerfully.

“Thank God we can all still drive.”

Live Up to Your New Appraisal

So then you are no longer strangers and aliens, but you are fellow citizens with the saints, and are of God’s household, (Ephesians 2:19)

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